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"You guys just don't get it. It's a love story. It's like Romeo and Juliet." Snotlout whined, his copy of Twilight well read and half falling apart.
"I cannot believe I'm dating you." Astrid growled, pinching her nose at her boyfriend's idiocy.
"Four years and every bit of decent vampire lore has been destroyed." Hiccup muttered, tugging on one of Tuff's dreads. The blonde paused from shoving french-fries into his mouth and glanced down at his boyfriend.
"But, do I dazzle you?"
"DO NOT START THAT!!!" Hiccup yelped, leaping off of the picnic table bench and pointing at Tuff who started grinning.
"I am a strange, pale, pedophile. And I must read your mind because I love your scent." Tuff stood, prowling over to where Hiccup stood. The skinny brunette broke into a run just before Tuff got to him.
"COME BACK MY BRAINLESS BEAUTY!!!" Snotlout huffed as Tuff started after Hiccup.
"Why must you all mock my reading choices?"
"Your boyfriend is more of a girl then you are." Ruff muttered, stealing Tuff's fries and turning to watch her brother, who had tackled Hiccup and was sucking a hickie onto his neck while the brunette yelped and struggled to get away. "Those two are sickeningly adorable."
"I cannot believe I'm dating you." Astrid growled, pinching her nose at her boyfriend's idiocy.
"Four years and every bit of decent vampire lore has been destroyed." Hiccup muttered, tugging on one of Tuff's dreads. The blonde paused from shoving french-fries into his mouth and glanced down at his boyfriend.
"But, do I dazzle you?"
"DO NOT START THAT!!!" Hiccup yelped, leaping off of the picnic table bench and pointing at Tuff who started grinning.
"I am a strange, pale, pedophile. And I must read your mind because I love your scent." Tuff stood, prowling over to where Hiccup stood. The skinny brunette broke into a run just before Tuff got to him.
"COME BACK MY BRAINLESS BEAUTY!!!" Snotlout huffed as Tuff started after Hiccup.
"Why must you all mock my reading choices?"
"Your boyfriend is more of a girl then you are." Ruff muttered, stealing Tuff's fries and turning to watch her brother, who had tackled Hiccup and was sucking a hickie onto his neck while the brunette yelped and struggled to get away. "Those two are sickeningly adorable."
Literature
sketches, a Tuffcup drabble
"Hiccup?"
Tuffnut asked a he entered the forge. It had been a habit of his to drop by the forge during afternoons on his way home from training the younger people how to take care of and ride dragons, whenever he knew Hiccup wasn't working on some new contraption or modifications for toothless' artificial tail fin, and walk him home. Hiccup hadn't liked it at the beginning, insisting that lived far enough without having to walk him to his house and then go to his own but as always, Tuffnut just ignored him and kept doing it until Hiccup gave up trying to convince him to stop dropping by to walk him home and just let the blond do as he please
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The bet
The melodic sound of the wind chimes hanging close to the door being swayed by a slight breeze echoed in the mostly empty café, signaling the entry of another customer. From behind the counter, a balding man with a prosthetic hand, a thick blond unibrow and a peculiar mustache looked up from the newspaper he was reading.
A tall man with white-blond dreadlocks had just entered and his grey-blue eyes lit up in recognition when he saw the man behind the counter. He was probably about 6 feet tall and had a really nice build. Toned biceps and calves showed proudly under the military green sleeveless hoodie over a white tank
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What he sees in them
Astrid glared at Tuff.
Tuff glared back.
The two blondes sat across from each other on the Haddock's small dinner table, eyes locked together fiercely and at the head of the table, Hiccup sighed and turned his eyes to the ceiling.
He told his dad. He told him it wouldn't be a good idea to invite his son's ex-girlfriend and his current boyfriend to dinner. But did he listen? No. And where was he right now when the tension in the room was so thick, he can taste it?
For what felt like the millionth time that night Hiccup sighed. He'd bet his x-box, his i touch, his laptop and all his video games, that his dad was just behind the kitchen door
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I...don't overly like Twilight.
But
dared me to include "But do I dazzle you?" into a fic. So I did.
If you like twilight...that's nice. If you don't, that's even better.
But
dared me to include "But do I dazzle you?" into a fic. So I did.If you like twilight...that's nice. If you don't, that's even better.
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"I am a strange, pale, pedophile. And I must read your mind because I love your scent."
this bit had me rolling on the floor laughing, it captures the crappyness that is twilight and makes it more funny because it's coming from Tuffnut XD Awesome fic :3
this bit had me rolling on the floor laughing, it captures the crappyness that is twilight and makes it more funny because it's coming from Tuffnut XD Awesome fic :3